baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

Source

That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

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wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

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gwenlightened:

I want this written across my ceiling.

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bigbardafree:

not-safe-for-earth:

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.

thank

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horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that
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aceboned:

I probably should have realized I was asexual when all of my friends pulled out their phones to share pictures they had saved of boys they thought were hot, and I had none to show.

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lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

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atlantishasfallen:

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN THATS WORSE THAN A HORROR MOVIE LIKE HOLY SHIT

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I am not sure who you think you’re talking to right now, Madame Vastra, but I have never had the slightest interest in pretty young men. And for the record, if there was anybody who could flirt with a mountain range, she’s probably standing in front of you right now! Just because my pretty face has turned your head, do not assume that I am so easily distracted. — Clara Oswald // 8x01

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raybutts:

I can make your

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War on Drugs
Barenaked Ladies & Everything To Everyone
72 plays

Won’t it be dull when we rid ourselves
Of all these demons haunting us to keep us company
Won’t it be odd to be happy like we always thought
We’re supposed to feel, but never seem to be

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